PERUN PRAYER
Pagan Slavs worshiped Perun, a red bearded god with an axe he threw at wicked spirits. Be bearded like our Perun with our COVIDHero mask that kills all wicked viruses.
Perun, maker of the lighting,
and a lord of all things and viruses.
Protect us with your sacred plums
in image and smell against the wicked virus.
May Perun strike you with his sacred molecules
of this most organic and spirited of all slivovitz.
Dear Perun, with your flaming hair and burning face, come with sacred molecules of plum
to perform your mighty deeds against this virus.’
WARNING
Dosing on slivovitz over your mask is dangerous, inhaling alcohol is faster and more dangerous than drinking it, so don't be Darwin awards material…
Use half less from what you would take as a shot!
Small bottles of the best stuff to sniff and enjoy
your masked life.
CRAFTSMANSHIP
Filter all molecules with our slivovitz induced linen.
Science-based solutions promise miracles but if you really need magic, our tradition-certified masks are for you!
